Where Are They Now?

Latest addition:

• Darren Diamond- Smurf jokes got to him again...

Another one bites the dust:

• Craig Rehr- Founding father was also a penalty box legend.

• Adam Copack- One Hit Wonder.

• Tony Michele's- Just up and left. Resurfaced as a Skyjet and fat Elvis.

• Sean O'Connell- High on talent... and anything else he could get his hands on.

• Kurt Swanson- Back injury and 2-Live Crew parties ended his career.

• Brad Cornis- Fragile F*ck once broke his personal record by playing in 3 consecutive games.

• Arnie Becker- Too short to go on the Bulldogs ride.

• Ross LesMesurier- Rehab stint took longer than expected.

• Tim Ryan- THE Ultimate Toolbox.

• Dan Ayotte- Gas, mass and harass. Those three ingredients didn't fit the teams philosophy.

• John Modransky- Love to prance around naked, unacceptable by the Bulldogs standards. (Also see Nuts).

• Jerky Campbell- The weed, the band and the nose ended his short reign with the team.

• Ron "Nuts" Cognialese- Flashing porn star, trimmed, sack earned him a ticket off the team. (Darfler take note).

• Durham Karim- Wannabe  lasted 45min.  before he decided he was  ready for the NHL.

• Jason Darfler- Just couldn't resist in breaking rule seven.

• James Senne- Victim of rule seven.

• Mike Montague- Videoed taped rules seven.

Still Alive:

• Ryne Gerstner- Traded in his hockey jersey for a gigolo zoot-suit.

• Ted Markos- When his UFC career is over, he may want to rejoin the Club.

• Brad Avi- New City, new life. See you in Vegas?

• Uncle Dave- When he focuses on hockey, he outstanding. When he focuses on prune  whores, he's useless.