Chicago Bulldogs Hockey Club

Where are they now?


Latest addition:

  • Darren Diamond- Smurf jokes got to him again...

Another one bites the dust:

  • Craig Rehr- Founding father was also a penalty box legend.

  • Adam Copack- One Hit Wonder.

  • Tony Michele's- Just up and left. Resurfaced as a Skyjet and fat Elvis.

  • Sean O'Connell- High on talent... and anything else he could get his hands on.

  • Kurt Swanson- Back injury and 2-Live Crew parties ended his career.

  • Brad Cornis- Fragile F*ck once broke his personal record by playing in 3 consecutive games.

  • Arnie Becker- Too short to go on the Bulldogs ride.

  • Ross LesMesurier- Rehab stint took longer than expected.

  • Tim Ryan- THE Ultimate Toolbox.

  • Dan Ayotte- Gas, mass and harass. Those three ingredients didn't fit the teams philosophy.

  • John Modransky- Love to prance around naked, unacceptable by the Bulldogs standards. (Also see Nuts).

  • Jerky Campbell- The weed, the band and the nose ended his short reign with the team.

  • Ron "Nuts" Cognialese- Flashing porn star, trimmed, sack earned him a ticket off the team. (Darfler take note).

  • Durham Karim- Wannabe  lasted 45min.  before he decided he was  ready for the NHL.

  • Jason Darfler- Just couldn't resist in breaking rule seven.

  • James Senne- Victim of rule seven.

  • Mike Montague- Videoed taped rules seven.

Still Alive:

  • Ryne Gerstner- Traded in his hockey jersey for a gigolo zoot-suit.

  • Ted Markos- When his UFC career is over, he may want to rejoin the Club.

  • Brad Avi- New City, new life. See you in Vegas?

  • Uncle Dave- When he focuses on hockey, he outstanding. When he focuses on prune  whores, he's useless.

 

 

 

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