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Team Smoke Bud Cheats to Win Golf Outing |
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September
13th,
2006
Team
Smoke Bud consisting of Joey F.V. Sal Karim, Seth Karim
and Jeremy Campbell cheated their way to victory at the
'Bulldogs' Golf Outing III. Although they took home the
grand prize, it ended up costing the team one of their
fastest (but cheapest) players. Campbell was given his
unconditional release the following day as an
investigation was opened into his fraudulent activities.
Other
than cheating at the outing, the police are also looking
into allegations that Campbell wrote several bounced
checks and embezzled money from the 'Bulldogs' trust
fund. Phone calls from the 'Bulldogs' front office, have
not been returned. This morning, GM Alex Martinez
released the following statement:
Be advised that Jeremy Campbell has been released for
the upcoming ASHL season as well as ALL Bulldogs
tournaments, events and functions effective immediately.
The pending investigation into his illegal activities
would have been a distraction for the entire team this
season so I felt this was for the best.
Despite
the weather, the 'Bulldogs' showed up for a fun day of
golf. Everyone behaved and focused on golf, unlike the
'Fiasco in the Ghetto' outing earlier this summer. The
teams were divided by skill level and set to tee off
from the appropriate tee box. The tournament was fairly
close until Mr. Campbell's team cheated to gain the
advantage and win. The final results:
|
Team |
Score |
+/- |
Players |
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Team Stud |
77 |
+6 |
Darren
Diamond, James Senne, Eric Carr, Mike Montague |
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Team Crud |
78 |
+7 |
Maher
Karim, Mike Mancuso, Jason Darfler, Sam Karim |
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Team Elmer Fudd |
74 |
+2 |
Alex
Martinez, Alex Martinez Jr., Bill Nolan, D.J. Nolan |
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Team Smoke Bud |
73 |
+1
(pending investigation results) |
Jeremy
Campbell, Sal Karim, Joey F.V., Seth Karim |
For the
individual awards, Seth Karim won for longest drive at
260 yards and Bill Nolan won for longest putt at 15
feet. No one won the closest to the pin award as all 16
players failed to land on the green.
After
the outing, the Bulldogs headed to Hooters for the Year
End Awards Dinner. The results for those Awards were
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Team
MVP- Mike Montague
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Lady
Bug Award (Player who best exemplifies sportsmanship)-
Darren Diamond
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Most
Improved Player Award- Sal Karim
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Marty
McSorley Award (Psychotic
player who least exemplifies sportsmanship and creates
havoc)- Maher Karim
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Chuck
Norris Trophy (Best Defenseman)- Eric Carr
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Tie
Dome Award (Forward who best excels in the defensive
aspects of the game)- Frank Lionello
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Ray
Borque Award (Defenseman
who best excels in the offensive aspects of the game)-
Eric Carr
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Rodney King Award (Biggest Public Nuisance off of the
ice)- Maher Karim
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John
Holmes Award (Biggest Prick)- Kevin Rosenquist
(Hellfish Captain & JIL
commissioner)
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Rocket Richard Award (Leading Goal Scorer)- Mike
Montague
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Help
out my Esai Award (Assists
Leader)- Mike Montague
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Art
Carney Award (Leader in total Points)- Mike
Montague
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Tom
Annarella Award (Biggest
Pussy/fewest penalty minutes)- Darren Diamond
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Craig
Rehr Award (Player with
the most penalty minutes)- Sam Karim
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The
Ironman Trophy (Player who
appears in the most games, with the most minutes
accumulated)- Mike Mancuso/ Sal Karim
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The
Super Sub Award (The substitute player who stepped up
big when he was needed most)- Sam Karim
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The
Ultimate Teammate Award (Player who best exemplifies
team play, and inspiration on the ice & off)- Tony
Feeney
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ESPY
Award for Most Memorable Moment of the past Season-
Joey F.V.
Congratulations to the 'Bulldogs' for another successful
season, a glorious team outing and fantastic awards
dinner.
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