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Practice? We're talking
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January 17th, 2005-
"Exclusive ESPN8 Report"
The Chicago Bulldogs were actually seen leaving the Edge
Ice Arena in Bensenville, IL. in what appeared to be a
practice. This would mark the first ever practice for
the Bulldogs on ice. ESPN8 The "Ocho" Darren Pang was at
the monumental scene and was able to have a sit down
with Player/ Coach "Jason Darfler.
Panger: Thanks Coach for giving me some
time here, I know your tired, again thanks allot.
Darfler: Ok... No problem, now what do you
want?
Panger: Coach, is this real, did the Bulldogs
just finished an actual practice? If so, how did the
players look?
Darlfer: Uh.. yes.. we had a practice and to be
honest, if today was tryouts then only one person
would make the team and that person would be me.
Panger: REALLY? Was it that
bad?
Darfler: Well, some
guys looked ok.. I think it was just a little
rust, but others like Maher Karim has not
laced on his skates since the last time we had
a game, which was back in December.
Panger: Maher?
Darfler: Yes..
Maher... as he was taking his equipment out of
the bag he noticed that family of mice had
made a home in one of his skates.
Pager: What?
Darfler: Yup.. Maher
will be benched for Monday's opener. He needs
to learn to take this game more seriously and
taking better care if his equipment.
Panger: Will this
move affect the team? did you already tell the
GM?
Darfler: For starters, we may actually have a
chance to win with Maher not playing tonight and as
for the GM, well his little ass is too busy right now
with other things and he has made it clear that my job
is simple, get these bozo's into hockey shape and win
the Cup. Panger: Did everyone show?
Darfler: No, we had some excused absence's.
Bill Nolan had diarrhea and we do not need that on the
ice and others like Joey V. has found religion again
and his religion forbids him from practice and Sal
Karim was unable to show, because his Van would not
start. Now is that all?, because my driver is waiting.
Panger: What about Arnie Becker?
Darfler: Arnie had a previous engagement, he
asked me to bring his stick just in case he could make
it, but he did not show. Now is that all?
Panger: Yes, thanks coach and good luck on
Monday.
Darfler: Thanks Panger.....
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