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Penalties... the Bulldogs never ending story
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BULLDOGS |
All In |
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Rink |
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01/25/2005 |
East Rink |
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January 26th, 2005 –
FYI, it's
really getting harder and harder to write a post-game
summary when the same shit is happening week in and week
out. So I can't really say much about the game other
than we played, we lost; we went to the locker room for
beers. The Chicago Bulldogs had a difficult time getting
into the swing of things for their second game of the
season against All In and drop their first of the season
4-2.
The Bulldogs had their chances; especially early in the
game, but just weren't able to capitalize. Several
power plays for “All In” and a few hit posts, not to
mention some dumb penalties, really put the Bulldogs in
catch up mode through out the game.
Also, I feel obligated to commend Jason Darfler and Joey
F. V. on a game well played. Not only did they hustle
throughout the entire game, but they also were vocal on
the bench. In addition to letting everyone know that
penalties are b/s in close games, Joey also stated in
the locker room that he can take out Derek Desjardins
anytime anywhere.
Other
bright spots were goals from members the unknown club,
Mike Mancuso who scored in the second period and Maher
Karim who took credit for a questionable goal that
appeared to have been scored by James Senne.
Finally, everyone knows the story about Samson and
Delilah, right? If you don't, here's a quick bible
class for you... basically, Samson had supernatural
strength which was directly related to the length of his
hair. Once that beeyotch, Delilah, cut his hair, Samson
was weak.
The point I'm trying to make here is that just as there
is a correlation between Samson and his hair, there also
seems to be one with our goalie, Alex Martinez and his
Stench. Near the beginning of the last season, The
Stench was much weaker and his goals against average
suffered for it. But as the season has progressed, The
Stench has grown much, much stronger, to the point that
it overwhelms the
dressing room, and quite possibly the
opposition, as his play has gotten better and he keeps
us in the game for a much longer duration.
Fortunately for The Bulldogs I don't think that there is
a Delilah in Bulldogs Goals' life.
So, if we can keep him from washing his equipment for a
little while longer, we may once again have a chance at
becoming EAHL Continental C- Division Champions!
That is, if we don't die from The Stench first.
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Scoring |
1 |
2 |
3 |
OT |
F |
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Bulldogs |
0 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
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All In |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
4 |
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Bulldogs
Scorers |
Points |
Goals |
Assists |
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Mike Mancuso |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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Maher Karim |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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James Senne |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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