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GAME RECAP |
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BULLDOGS |
GREEN
BERETS |
Date/Time |
Rink |
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9 |
4 |
06/20/2007 |
IIC, Romeoville, IL
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June
22nd,
2007-
It's not often that you see a team go with an incomplete
lineup even in none-professional sports, but that's what
the Bulldogs did against the whiney Green Berets on
Wednesday night at the International Ice Centre in
Romeoville..
Even though they played with a short bench, using 12
skaters in total, the team still came out victorious,
handily beating the Green Berets by a score of 9-4.
The game started with a sold out crowd, mostly due to
the very popular (by the homosexual community) “Sam Karim” thong giveaway night. In attendance were,
girlfriends, boyfriends, mothers, fathers and yes the
Cow’s representing the Green Berets contingency.
The 12 skaters that dressed for the game, including
2 recent call-ups (Ryne Gerstner & Phil Manno),
picked up the slack for the missing Bulldogs and
perform beyond expectations.
It’s not injuries that left the Bulldogs short
handed, but instead nemeses that the team had yet to
face this season. Deportations, Arrest’s, CIA
missions and Penis enlargement surgeries have all
contributed to the MIA’s.
"I thought that the guys went out and stepped up
their play," said team Captain Joey F*cken V. of
playing short handed. "We had a couple of guys
playing out of position."
"I don't think there are too many teams that can
pull off something like that," said goaltender
Martinez about playing with all of the missing
players and problems that the team has dealt with.
"To have some guys out and yet see that our guys
step up is great."
While the offense swarmed the Green Berets net, the
defense, led by Joey Koehler, played soundly in
their own end. Martinez actually put on a clinic for
all to see as he stopped 24 of the 28 Green Berets
shots he faced, earning his 5th victory of the
season. Telling of the netminder's night, Martinez
made a spectacular save in the first period as he
robbed a Green Beret with a pad save as he was lying
on the ice. “Its all about my Defense” said Martinez
‘My nigga’s, Joey, Danny, Sam and John boy really
made things easy tonight”.
The Bulldogs took an early lead in the first period
and never looked back. Joe Koehler, Ryne Gerstner
and Phil Manno scored a total of 5 goals in the
game’s opening period as the Green Berets were in
shock.
In danger of losing their first game of the season,
the Green Berets did what any veteran team usually
do and that is Cry, Bitch, Moan, Take Dives, Bribe
the Refs and take Cheap Shots. This actually worked
in their favor as good old “Mr. Maggo and the
Chinese Hitler” were on the Officiating prowl
calling everything on the Bulldogs. The second ended
with the Whiny Berets closing in on the Bulldogs
lead 6-3.
The
game starting to get out of control with rookie Karl
Hayes being escorted out the building in the second
and Joe Koehler sitting in the sin bin for asking
the Chinese Hitler why was the sky blue, the
Bulldogs cooled off and ended the beating in the
third and final frame. Chris Bednarek would do all
the honors in the third, scoring 3 goals on the
Green Berets awesome, very talented and cat like
reflexes (hahahahahahaha) goalie.
The victory helps vault the Bulldogs to a record of
5-2 (10 points) on the season, and inch closer to
the top spot in the league.
Notes-
Prior to the game the Bulldogs Management recalled Ryne
Gerstner and Phil Manno from the Monterey Maher's. Both
were signed Summer contracts.
The
Good:
Shock and Awed the competition, they never saw it
coming.
Defense:
Monster's... they made life easy for the players
sucking wind.
Goaltending:
Martinez
had one of his better games.
Subs:
Who needs Hillbillies when you have fat ass
half Mexicans subbing. Both subs played great.
The
Bad:
I kind of expect it from Old Women, but hockey
players? Naw!!!!
Underestimated: The Bulldogs underestimated the
Green Berets Goalie. Made 17 saves of the 26 shots.
His abilities will forever be on the minds of the
players that played him and is a sure bet to hit the
Hall of Fame some day. We should all recognize that we
have greatness walking or wobbling among us.
The
Ugly:
Just when you think your safe... this ignoramus of
an Official hits the ice. This is the same guy who I
remember cursing up a storm at the ice rink in front
of some young girls and then kissing ass at the time
to a new GM. Call him a Chinese Hitler Transformer
who changes face's in less than 10 seconds. Should
not be allowed to walk the earth let alone Ref a
game.
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Bulldogs
Scorers |
Points |
Goals |
Assists |
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Joey Koehler |
6 |
4 |
2 |
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Chris Bednarek |
3 |
1 |
4 |
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Ryne Gerstner |
2 |
1 |
1 |
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Joe Van Grimbergen |
2 |
0 |
2 |
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Phil Manno |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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Karl Hayes |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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Danny Bednarek |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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Sal Karim |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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Penalties |
Minutes |
Notes |
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Karl Hayes |
22:00 |
Tripping and
Unsportsmanlike |
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Joe Koehler |
12:00 |
Hit from behind |
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John Reeg |
4:00 |
Tripping |
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Danny Bednarek |
2:00 |
Roughing |
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Sal Karim |
2:00 |
Too many men |
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Chris Bednarek |
2:00 |
Hooking |
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Mike Mancuso |
2:00 |
Interference |
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