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GAME RECAP |
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BULLDOGS |
Czech
Fighters |
Date/Time |
Rink |
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2 |
18 |
12/02/2007 |
Addison
Ice Arena |
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December
4th,
2007-
You might think that you know a great deal and many
facts about Kazakhstan, the home nation of one Borat
Sagdiyev, but here's one we bet you didn't: They're
outstanding at ice hockey. No, we mean
really good at
hockey.
Team Kazakhstan, also known as the Czech Fighters beat
the Chicago Bulldogs 18-2 to continue their ruthless
march through Hockey North America teams. A search of
records indicated the Bulldogs have not lost a game in
this manner in league play since June 29th
2004.
This horrific loss was just not the Bulldogs being
overmatched, but also a short bench contributed to the
ass beating they took.
Captain Joey F*cken V, was a no show as he had car
trouble on the way to the rink. Joey did promised that
Jesus would bless the team, he did not mention which
team though.
Another Bulldog out was Darren Diamond who was
preparing for Hanukkah and installing a state of the
Art Home Theater system in his house. Sal as usual
was in the hospital tending to his recent sexual
infection, this time the herpes. This along with the
unreliable substitutes (Justin and Crazy Karl) not
showing left the Bulldogs under manned.
The Bulldogs did come out strong in the first period
with Mancuso scoring on a sloppy rebound right out
of the gate, that was short lived as the Kazakhstan
team (also known as the Czech Fighters) now pissed
went on to score 10 goals by the end of the first
frame.
Even though efforts were there and the Bulldogs
showed life in periods two and three, the defeat and
ass whopping would be inevitable. Rob Newburg who
did score the Bulldogs 2nd goal ended up
being tossed with minutes left in the game.
Newburg who briefly talked to reporters had this to
say after the game,” Unreal! these jerks continued
to pour it on as though an Olympic medal was on the
line. Goat herding jerks have no class as hockey
players and I will be laughing my as* off when the
team is finally deported”.
Rookie Ryan Scanlon echoed Newburg’s remarks,”A more
classy team would have taken it easy against a
lesser team, but not these guys, they cherry picked
and played dirty till the bitter end".
The Bulldogs now fall to 1-7 as the search continues
for a new head coach. Let’s see if the season can be
salvaged.
Notes- John Farias returns to the
Bulldogs lineup from an injured knee. Maher Karim is
happy and excited with his new role on the Bulldogs
as team “Radio” and we look forward to more laughs
and retarded comments from this Bulldog veteran. Sal
Karim, still waiting in line at Cook County Hospital
to have his herpes problem looked at and Justin
Lucadello looks to have gone under the witness
protection program.
The
Good:
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Attitude- as the Catholics were thrown into
the coliseum to be eaten by the Lions during the
reign of Rome, the Bulldogs fate was the same. The
Attitude and sportsman like behavior from the
Bulldogs was surely the highlight of the night as
they played the game to the end.
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Hey Cowboy- the Bulldogs did not fall for
the Czech Fighters tricks of calling out the puck,
“Hey Buddy Cowboy, passé that puck”, then again
Lionello did give up the puck once when he heard
Cowboy. Can you say Broke Back Mountain there
Vanilla face?
The
Bad:
The
Ugly:
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Subs- This is getting uglier as Subs can no
longer be trusted, rumor has it that the next one
that pulls this crap will be cut and released.
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Marty- It was bad enough that the game had
a running clock at the beginning of the second
period, but to insult the entire team by trying to
have the Bulldogs goalie take the skate of shame
to the other team was down right ignorant. Do us a
favor, save the pity for the guy you look in the
mirror daily.
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Bulldogs
Scorers |
Points |
Goals |
Assists |
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Mike Mancuso |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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Rob Newburg |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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Ryan Scanlon |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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Bill Nolan |
1 |
0 |
1 |
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Penalties |
Minutes |
Notes |
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Bill Nolan |
2:00 |
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