When they lose they lose BIG
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GAME RECAP |
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BULLDOGS |
GREEN
BERETS |
Date/Time |
Rink |
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8 |
10/24/2006 @ 09:30pm |
IIC, Romeoville, IL |
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October
25th,
2006-
With a
full lineup ready to go by game time, the Bulldogs felt
confident that their winning ways would continue. As
usual, game plays were reviewed, special teams were
designed and a winning plan of action echoed through the
locker room. Everything seemed positive as the Bulldogs
were graced with Darren Diamonds presence who had gone
AWOL for a couple of weeks. Even Bulldogs consultant
Coach Jules made an appearance. Would the Bulldogs
follow through with all the locker room banter?
At
the start of the first period, the Bulldogs took all
their words of wisdom and tossed it down the toilet
After giving up the first three goals before
scoring, the game on paper seemed to be one-sided.
If only breakaways counted for something. I mean if
you get a point for just getting them. Even though
the score showed 3-1, the Bulldogs actually could
have been ahead having missed some key
opportunities.
Bulldogs did manage to turn it around in the second
period starting with a stellar passing and some
solid defense. That is until they fell prey to the
Wonderful refs and some Wonderful acting by the
Green Berets.
In
the end Bulldogs' winning streak came to an abrupt
end with a loss 8-2 to the Green Berets. There was
nothing special about the Green Berets team, their
forwards were as quick as Bulldogs, the defenseman
just as big , and their goalie, well last night he
proved to be just as good as Martinez. Though the
talent was evenly matched, the Bulldogs moved away
from their style of play leaving lots of ice open
near center allowing the Green Berets to
successfully complete their long passes. The long
pass enabled their speedy forwards to gain the zone
quickly before the Bulldogs' forwards could get back
to help the defense.
After the game Coach Jules was interviewed and this
is what he had to say-
Press: So Coach Jules, what do you think
happened?
Coach Jules: To be honest, I don’t know where
to f*cken start! Not much good you can say here.
The only thing this team is missing right now is the
fundamentals. I was standing outside their dressing
room before the game and I heard the players say “We
can beat this team”, and then I was outside their
dressing room after the game and I heard the players
say “We Could’ve” beat this team”. Mentally these
motherf*ckers think they can beat any team, which
I’m sure they can, but they aren’t following up with
GOD D*MM action. That White motherf*cker Trump
would fire their asses for executing a poor game
plan. But hey, don’t get me started with that p*ssy
who wears a pink tie!
Coach Jules: Let’s roll some video. Now kids at
home watching this, I want to say that your asses
have to skate when you play hockey! Look here at
these motherf*ckers. Half the team isn’t f*cking
skating! What do they think this is – the 200ft
motherf*cken relay? Look at this Bulldog standing
here along the boards, is he waiting for the f*cken
guy with puck to come over and hand it to him so he
can start to skate with it? The puck will always
travel faster than you, so f*cken skate, get in the
open and that will allow for more passing.
And
also kids, every person should cover their man.
Look at that guy from the other team in front of the
net. He’s got enough free time to make a GOD D*AM
ham and cheese sandwich. Get physical with the
opposition. You wear padding, absorb some
punishment. Either that or put on one of that p*ssy's
pink ties. You could put a couple of eggs in each
of the Bulldogs' pockets and none of them would
break.
So
Bulldogs get back to the basics, skate, get in the
open and remember you can’t score a goal until you
shoot the puck!
The Good:
The Bad:
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The Officiating was the worst this season. These
two security guard school drop outs were the cream
of the rotten crop. All was understood as rumor
has it that several members of the Green Berets
and the one ref (you know who you are) are
regulars and dance partners at Hunters Night Club
in Elk Grove Village.
The Ugly:
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Instead of Ben-her we got Ben-him , Jason Darfler
and Seth Karim decided to show off their Gladiator
skills in the locker room in the nude. All I can
say is “get a room”.
