Two players were out because of some bad shrimp cocktail they had shared at favorite eatery Denny's.

 Jason Darfler explained, "We ate the shrimp cocktail and it tasted fine but about an hour later a bubblin' crude came pouring out of my rectum."

James Senne recounts, "Darfler was hogging the bathroom so my only option was the kitchen sink.  I just turned the disposal on it took care of my chocolate thunder."

A third player was out with an injured foot.  The foot was injured during a drunken dance at local hot spot Hunters.  The video can be seen on various websites including you tube and myspace .

Goalie Alex Martinez was suspended for his jailhouse brawl in the previous game.  Bill Nolan was out doing his community service from his drunk driving accident by coaching a group of inner city kids to play hockey.  With all of the players out of the game the Bulldogs did not have a chance.

The Bulldogs basically got creamed.  They could not keep up with the Green Berets quick speed.  There is not much to say about the game but we were shorthanded against a good team.  The Bulldogs would later be seen in the locker room crying.  They hope to win their next game by using their own backup goalie Senne or suiting up Maher Karim.  Martinez told us, "Rent-a-goalies don't play with heart.  They are there for the paycheck and locker room fun.  We need a Bulldog in the net if we are going to come away with a W".